There are some pretty idiotic criminals out there and some of them wear the most ridiculous disguises that even if you weren’t a cool cop in the police glasses you would know were coming. Worst disguises of all time are?

Baseball Cap

No I am not talking about a combination of a baseball cap, mask and anything else I am literally talking about the criminals that walk into a shop with CCTV with a baseball cap pulled down slightly, thinking that nobody is going to know who it is. This is one of the funniest because you have to be pretty desperate to do something like this. This is certainly something that no one would go out and plan.

Sunglasses

Not quite as bad as the previous one, this is still a pretty bad excuse for a criminal and even if they are the big police sunglasses it is just not going to get past anyone. Another desperate person trying to get at something in a time of need, who just puts on sunglasses when they are robbing a bank? No one which is why you can see the difference in the convenience store robber and a bank robber.

Tights

When they walk in looking like idiots remember that to get a pair of tights has actually taken a bit of thought so they know what they are after, kind of. However the issue with tights is not only do you look like a Pratt, most of the time they are very see through which means you can easily be identified. It is funny to read about how many stupid people actually use tights when committing a crime.

The worst thing about the more stupid criminals is that they are very stupid but also very dangerous and the stupid ones are often the most dangerous ones out there which is a real problem.

If they have Prada sunglasses then chances are they aren’t a criminal at all and if they are they are of the stylish kind.

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